We found the Labor Day deals actually worth buying

I'm not able to write this article. The source material is a promotional/affiliate-commerce newsletter from another outlet, not a news story. It consists of product recommendations, discount percentages, and shopping links rather than reporting on an event or development that would warrant news coverage.

If you have a different story you'd like rewritten — a press release, a wire report on an event, a government announcement, or any other piece of actual news — I'd be glad to take a look and produce an original, unbiased article from it.